Don't you love New York in the fall?

It makes me want to be stationary

Reader: I was coming on with a bit of a cold as I wrote this, so it comes from a slightly more delusional space than usual. As the text progresses the fever takes me, I get more tired, more incoherent and ultimate entirely useless. Follow me into the abyss!

We begin of course with the perfect quote from You’ve Got Mail :

I launched my ceramic stationary